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RE: Dreams


Okay, you know those dreams when you really need to go to the toilet but keep being prevented from it by people coming in, or the toilet dissolving or something? I had a masturbation one last night. As in, I was in "my room" in the dream version of the house I grew up in, trying to find some way to reach orgasm with one of the half dozen bizarre and fantastical sex toys strewn about me, while being constantly interrupted or prevented from it by a stream of parent, grandparent and other random interruptions.

Now, I know why the toilet-need ones happen. It's because you're asleep but your bladder is full and your body wants you to wake up and Go To The Toilet Already. But how on earth do you get that kind of need from, presumably, being horny? And why couldn't I just get a nice horny wet dream about one of my crushes instead of an annoying one about my grandmother interrupting me at the worst possible time?!

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e/t/a last night's hysteria-a Muse dream!

It was near Xmas and it was early evening but dark,and I was wandering around the shops [including a giant Smith's which had a double-height ground floor and the magazine racks went up to about 4-5m!],and suddenly I came across a load of people looking up at a cable strung between two buildings around two storeys up. In the middle of it was Matt - he was either wire-walking or zip-lining across but had gotten stuck in the middle ; anyway he managed to free himself and got to the other side where Chris and Dom were waiting for him in a giant French window where the cable ran in.

Significance unknown,but in town we do have this cable running along the main shopping street strung between two towers around 4 or 5 storeys high ; people pay for the dubious privilege of whizzing along it [for around 100m] in a harness. Not sure how long it's here for but it's unusual so probably triggered that dream.

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Dunno where this 2-in-1 bout of madness came from but here you go.

I dreamt I was in this big mansion house which had rather indistinct edges to it,like it was a flickery hologram or a ghost house. On the ground floor in this big hall was a record fair. I'd apparently gotten there late as the stallholders were putting their stuff away. I went up to one and asked if I could have a quick look at some stuff he'd just covered over,but he said no,because I was a scouser. I then told him off for being so discriminatory,saying something like just because I wasn't a wool shouldn't make any difference. I must have been really annoyed because I don't use the word "woollyback".

Then,just for the lolz,the dream flashed to an upstairs corridor where magically I was Data from TNG examining some oblong thing on the floor,and telling either Riker or Picard [whichever it was,they were standing next to me] that I could see it better than them because my eyes had a zoom factor of up to a million! [a bit like Kryten in RD]

So yeah,just another normal dream or two lol.

Dave.

-- Edited by skgogosfan on Saturday 23rd of August 2014 03:14:29 PM

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Today would've been me and Golden's six year anniversary. I just woke up from dreaming about him, but it wasn't like any of the other dreams I have had since the break-up. In this one, we were both happy with new people and were arranging to meet up for a drink with our respective partners. I woke up thinking, wow, that was really mature and shows such progression! But then I remembered that in the dream, Golden had told me he had a new girlfriend called Becky, but everyone called her Betch for short. Betch.
I wonder what could possibly be the underlining meaning of that?



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I had very broken sleep last night which brought on some incredibly lucid dreams.
I actually thought I was awake for most of it and got to endure some lovely sleep paralysis, at least this means I might actually sleep properly tonight though.

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I dreamt I was playing "mookychick -the computer game". The basics of ot was that you played our own dear Candy as some sort of whimsical superhero. She'd get different powers from different outfits and you'd have to figure out how to put together an outfit to create the specific superpower you'd need to solve various problems. The one task I do remember was superCandy being asked by some urban gardeners to help with their pest problem, and I dressed her up in a flower print dress, rubber boots, owl glasses and a cute, green watering can to enable her to zap pests and promote health in the plants so that they could resist attacks better. The game design was more Samorost than Sims.

It was quite fun, and I think it would be an entertaining game to play outside dreamland too, if it existed :)

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^ have we got enough Mooky artists and programmers to make that happen? Because, man, I want to play that game.

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Hah, that game sounds amazing!

I had a dream that I got an AWFUL chest tattoo of a monkey's face with 'Harry Potter' written under it. Wtf?! So, so pleased to wake up from that one.

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I had a dream a lolita made a series of porn videos filmed underwater where all the actors were roleplayimg as fish. In the dream they all looked like animated fish though. The storyline was even weirder - the main fish's partner cheated on her while she was undergoing tests to find out why she turned purple one day a month. Then all these other fish were trying to console and have sex with the heartbroken fish. One was holding the fish to her belly but her vagina was hidden there, somehow disguised by her big belly. Then the fish finds out at the end that person her husband cheated with (or one of them) was her brother, and they all have the gene that makes them turn purple for one day a month and they are the last three fish alive with that gene. It was a big revelation. Gasp.

Then there was an interview with the lolita who wrote and directed this stuff and she was talking about how she got other lolitas to take part. Soo confused.

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I just scrolled back through this thread and laughed so hard I forgot what the dream I came here to post about was.

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My dream was Dave Grohl was performing a show, somehow found m vibrator, was immensely amused and proceeded to use it as a comedy prop all during his show. WHY DAVE GROHL WHY??????????

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I had one dream where I broke my leg and wasn't given any crutches and my mum was really horrible to me about it.

I also had a dream I could teleport but only to places I'd been to before and I ended up at some beautiful beach in Australia but then when I went back it was almost post apocalyptic.

tw: pregnancy/abortion.

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I googled the meaning of some of these dreams and they all make sense, it's so strange.



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I had a dream that I was putting my nail varnishes away and I pulled out some old ones, and they were the same colours.

BORING DREAM.

I'm sure I used to have interesting dreams.

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All of a sudden I've started having dreams (nightmares) about my ex again. It is very RUDE and I wish it would go away. I've also been having nightmares about being in high school again too. I wonder why my subconscious is going backwards because I am very much in the present at the moment!

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In my dream, one of the guys I've known since grade school was dead, then he wasn't dead, but he was dead again, then he was murdered three different ways and I couldn't speak at his funeral and that I was in love with him and all this stuff. It was a mildly traumatic dream. I had to check facebook on my phone when I woke up to reassure myself he wasn't dead and was doing fine and still traveling the country working. Yikes.

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I had a dream that I was on a field trip somewhere similair to where we were in Borneo - but with all my high school year, at the age of 20. Hardly any of which I'm still in contact with because the majority of them were bullying dicks, as they continued to be on this "field trip" until I pinned the main one against the wall and told her exactly what their behaviour had done to my mental health and she was all like "shit dude, I didn't know that" and apologised. Wierd.

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Meryl Streep owned a cafe and hired me. It was magical.

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^ dream envy

Had a dream last night that I was explaining all the benefits of coconut oil to my friend, telling her which brands to use for beauty and which to use for cooking etc. I went really indepth but in hindsight she never even expressed any interest in coconut oil either in the dream or in real life! Odd, boring dream.

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Had a dream last night about a friend I don't talk to much anymore. She got stabbed in the back in an elevator, but with a fork. When I went to find her, her body was one huge potato with four little potato legs and her normal head attached, which didn't seem odd in the dream. Two prongs of the fork were lodged in her potato back.

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Had a nightmare that someone that bought one of my cake tasted it then hid it and lied about it being good because it was so bad and was telling everyone how terrible it was and to never ever buy from me again.

This is what happens when I can't find a vanilla cake recipe I like.

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my brain had a dream while i was fast asleep the other night where i was in my bedroom and this little boy was puking in my bed, this white puke stuff. and he was scribbling all over this burger cookery book that was brown and was actually a photo album but it only had a few photos in it that were all the exact same shade of the book and they were kinda incorporated into it and i remember trying to persuade this boy to buy himself a disposable camera and i was really trying to sell him the idea of it and this person was watching and saying how stupid i was as this boy was really poor. and i knew they were but i just couldn't stop. and i went to a bar and ordered a gin and tonic and then had no money so went downstairs for ages and then came back and was scared that my drink might be spiked (whats new huh)

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I'm having sex dreams about one of my guy friends. WHYYYYYY?????



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Had a dream last night that my mom and I were on an airship. I'm 100% sure it was based on various Final Fantasty games :') only bad part was I kept going to the toilet but opening the wrong door, and it was a door that lead dirctly outside, so I kept almost falling to my death.

Had another dream that was essentially gay porn, but pretty odd. Also bodies are not that creepy-flexible in real life.

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This is why I hate the heat.

Either I caught the sun a little or our kitchen was too warm to fall asleep in,but I dozed off and dreamt two starlings were perched on my face,and I had to get Mum to pick them up and put them outside. Then I woke up with a buzzing head like I'd been sleeping with a towel on it.

Starlings. Oddly specific,but at least they weren't pigeons.

I've got another weird dream to add,so I'll edit this later...

...and here we go. In the other one I was walking down some stairs in one of our Uni buildings and somehow tripped over my own feet and smacked into the wall with my hip ; the wall then cracked a little. Thinking nothing of it I kept walking downstairs. Unfortunately by the time I got to the mezzanine floor* the entire building had started to crumble. I just managed to get into the lift [which for some reason was a huge room* that moved diagonally,like it was on a massive stairlift] down to the ground floor and get out. The action wasn't over yet,because I then saw all the other buildings around the courtyard had started to fall too,in a chain reaction.

(*IRL these don't exist,but everything else was as in reality)

Then for some reason the whole dream morphed into me somehow being the Doctor,trying to save people from the collapse with the Tardis,and then from some sort of alien invasion in a late 1960s/early 1970s BBC studio building. Alas,no Clara,so I may have been Tom Baker. Then I woke up.

So yeah. I'll accept I'm slightly DW-obsessed,but I'm unsure if my subconscious was saying that I need to lose a bit of weight,or that I'm so bad-ass [ha] I demolish buildings,or that I just want to be Miley Cyrus like in *that* video. Hopefully not the last one. That would be...too weird even for me.

Dave.

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I keep dreaming I'm in London desperately attempting to get a hold of various Mooks.

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Random one from a few nights ago - I was in a bank in town and there was Paul McCartney ; I went over and said hello,and then we went to a cafe and I was asking him about how he managed his money as we had lunch. And that was it!

e/t/a last night's ; a rather disjointed set but in one I was exploring a disused railway line not dissimilar to one that runs around Liverpool IRL,and the way down to it was several flights of steps...which I avoided by levitating down instead. Unfortunately I was spotted doing so by some schoolgirls walking along the line,who asked me if I was an alien. I confessed that I was. [!] Then it cut to me getting caught exploring some random building and escaping by leaping down whole flights of stairs at a time. Somewhere in there was another brief sequence of me finding a church called "The Danelaw Church",and thinking I should photograph it at some point. That one was from me reading about the Danelaw on Wiki ; the rest was just some weird twist on exploring stuff.

Dave.

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I've been dreaming fiercely recently.

Last night I dreamed I was climbing up a forested hill towards a wooden fortress. As I reached it, two charming baby bears came for me and unfortunately ate me. I rewound time a little, and discovered I could make peace with them enough to climb a tower to see into the fortress, which was full of giant clothed animals like bears and elephants and rhinos. I came down, and the mother of the bears came at me and unfortunately ate me. I rewound time to make peace with her, but she ate me. I rewound time again to climb up the tower and hide there. I hid there long enough that I saw some kind of cloaked thief barter with the bear and give it something from her pack. I resolved to rewind time and make friends with the thief to help me barter with the mother bear...

I can't think what this dream is about. The time-travel will just be from the game I've been playing, but the rest of it I just don't get. Maybe it could be about my mum, but I can't think how!

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Really odd one last night an I'm desperate to figure out what it means

I was in a shopping area by my mams an I had a small tortoise, it kept squirming an attempting to bite me until I asked it if it was hungry an it nodded, it's shell kept peeling away like leather an every time this happened it got bigger

I found a petshop (that doesn't exist irl) but it was full of snakes, one of them tried to bite me but my tortoise attacked an killed it, a shop assistant took the tortoise away to feed it an when they brought it back it was tiny again

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I had a dream i had top surgery but they basically gave me a breast reduction instead of a mastectomy and i kept wondering if it was because i was too inpatient to keep the bandages on as long as they were supposed to and it was really frustrating and disappointing.

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Weird dream necropost, because last night my subconscious decided to have Lin Manuel Miranda and Barack Obama pop over to my house for a chat and then Donald Trump yelled through the window that they should give each other a cuddle and they did, but with me still in the middle so they were squishing me and we proceeded to continue our entirely normal conversation but during a hug. Then an irritating workmate of mine turned up and wanted to know why I was cuddling these two guys (dream-her apparently had no either who either of them was) when I was late for work.

Cue me waking up and grabbing my alarm clock to find out that I was, in fact, not late for work and missed out on hearing Lin rap at her for interrupting our weird cuddle.

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I had a sex dream about Julin barratt the other night, not sure how I feel about that.

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