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Emmi Miller Song Parody Request Service


Or, as Tudor called it "So, now you're Jim'll Draw It, but for songs?"

First up, Moth-Kin's feminist Blurred Lines. 'Feminist' was a bit broad and a bit difficult, so what I ended up with...

Suffragist Picket Lines

Emily Davison feat. Emmeline Pankhurst

[Intro: Emmeline Pankhurst]
Every woman get up

Every woman get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1: Emily Davison]
If you can't hear what I'm trying to say
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe youre going deaf,
Maybe youre going blind
Maybe youre out of your mind
[Pankhurst:] Every woman get up

[Pre-chorus: Davison]
OK now its not fair, we want the vote like youve got
Universal suffrage, maybe it should be legal
Why dont you liberate us?
Hey, hey, hey
Its in all the papers
Hey, hey, hey
Or well be trouble makers

[Chorus: Davison]
And that's were not gonna be good girls
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Were not just good girls
Can't let it get past me
This is not true democracy
Talk about getting the vote
We just want suffrage!
You know we want it
You know we want it
Im not a good girl
The way you grab me
Dont make me get nasty
Go ahead, cat and mouse me
[Pankhurst:] Every woman get up

[Verse 2: Davison]
What do they make dreams for
When the women cant achieve them
Thats what we need the vote for
So Im going to ruin your horse race
I feel so angry
Hey, hey, hey
Im gonna grab the kings horse
Hey, hey, hey
Tie my scarf to the kings horse
Hey, hey, hey

[Pre-chorus: Davison]
OK now its not fair, we want the vote like youve got
Universal suffrage, maybe it should be legal
Why dont you liberate us?
Hey, hey, hey
Its in all the papers
Hey, hey, hey
Or well be trouble makers
Hey, hey, hey

And that's were not gonna be good girls
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Were not just good girls
Can't let it get past me
This is not true democracy
Talk about getting the vote

[Pankhurst:] Every woman get up
We just want suffrage!
You know we want it
You know we want it
Im not a good girl
The way you grab me
Dont make me get nasty
Go ahead, cat and mouse me

[Verse 3: Pankhurst]
One thing I ask of you
Let me have the vote and Ill vote for you
Go, from Edinburgh to London, girls
Yeah, we want the vote, watch as our flag unfurls

So let me know when you pass the law

Youll get more votes when you sign for votes for all

Suffragettes gonna be chained to your gates
youll see its mad for heavens sake

In a hundred years well have votes for boys and girls
Maybe women politicians and well change the world
Nothing like your manly shows, well even things out
Vote for real change and give the people clout
So I just watch and wait for you to salute
Up the suffragettes
Not many women can ignore their rights now

I'm a heroine, so all the ladies stand with me!

[Bridge: Davison]
Ive thrown myself down the stairs, fell down, got up
Do it like it hurt, so other women dont hurt
Treat us like humans

[Pre-chorus: Davison]
Jailor, I wont eat, were on a hunger strike now
Hope it will work for me, but then the cat and mouse act, uh huh
No more suffragists
Hey, hey, hey
Need votes for women
Hey, hey, hey
Here's our beginning

[Chorus: Davison]
Im not just going to be your good girl
(Pankhurst: Every woman get up)
And that's were not gonna be good girls
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Want votes for women
Were not just good girls
Can't let it get past me
This is not true democracy
Talk about getting the vote
We just want suffrage!
[Pankhurst:] Every woman get up

You know we want it
You know we want it
Im not a good girl
The way you grab me
Dont make me get nasty
Go ahead, cat and mouse me

[Outro: Pankhurst]
Every woman get up
Every woman get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Votes for women!



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Magda's request of 'I never promised you a rose garden' on the theme of a supermarket being sued for false advertising after implying that they also sold young love...

And then I promised you a huge bargain
Supermarket being sued for false advertising.

I begged your pardon
And then I promised you a huge bargain
Along with the good deals
Theres gotta be a little spend sometime
When you take you gotta give,
So buy and then buy and buy more
I begged your pardon
But then I promised you a huge bargain

I could promise you things
Like half price spaghetti rings
But you dont find youth in the tinned fish aisle
Youre wrong by a huge mile
When my ads sweet talk you
We offer two for one Yazoo
We could sell you the world right now
Or at least the world food shelf
But we cant sell you your health

So smile for a while and lets be jolly
Fill up your basket and your wonky trolley
Come along and share the two for one whilst you can
I begged your pardon
And then I promised you a huge bargain
Along with the good deals
Theres gotta be a little spend sometime
When you take you gotta give,
So buy and then buy and buy more
I begged your pardon
But then I promised you a huge bargain

We can sing you a tune
And sell you crab rangoon
But we cant sell you love or beauty
No matter what the adverts say
But theres one thing we want you to see
You better look before you pay
Your total runs away
And there wont always be an offer to save your weekly shop
Though we dont want you to ever stop

So smile for a while and lets be jolly
Fill up your basket and your wonky trolley
Come along and share the two for one whilst you can
I begged your pardon
And then I promised you a huge bargain
Along with the good deals
Theres gotta be a little spend sometime



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Oh, oh, can I suggest one?

What about Iceland's entry in this year's ESC on the theme of an Alien Invasion? From the aliens' point of view, preferably   :D



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