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Post Info TOPIC: Dear mooks: The forum mice wish to sing you a song


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Dear mooks: The forum mice wish to sing you a song


Dear mooks, fine mooks
in your nests and nooks
we are the mice in the machine
the tiny ones that peep and scurry, all a-hurry
to fix things, busy and unseen...

We have a plea. We'll sing it in chorus,
to make the hearing of it a touch less onerous.

The good news is
you cannot sound bleak
when you squeak
but 'tis the time to consider
our rodent-sized purses
and our anointed mistress is now unemployed... curses!

We mice in the machine
are tireless and maintain for free...
but cogs and levers cost, you see.
And we know you see, for you are strong and true.
Unicorns and such have got nothing on you.

Might the mooks have a plan?
Might they donate fifty pee (we'd hate to ask a full pound)
to the forum
every month, but only if they can,
out of love, not as a requirement,
when they hear the rodents' timely song?
Would such a request
be considered the height of decorum,
or the foul behest
of wretched mice
who aren't pulling their weight (we can lift about an acorn each but there are rather a lot of us so it's okay we can probably lift quite a lot since you're asking)

We believe in a squeaky sorority
and will consider other plans.
Kickstarter - but why? And how? Mice have nothing to sell.
It would be like offering people not the hazlenut, but the shell.

Or - even better - perhaps you will endeavour to press your paws on a shiny Googly ad
within individual forum threads
on each visit -
It costs mooks nothing, and tastes like finest brie
to us mice.
Restores our energy in a trice.
Makes us scamper twice as fast
to clean the cogs and gears
of poo and wee and all the things that fine tall mooks might never (thankfully) see.

We hope you'll help us out! Do not forget!
The forum mice wish nothing but the best for you!
So click on lovely Mooky ads to help us serve you always and forever.
Much love! Scurry on, good mooks! Adieu!



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But please do not click on any Googly ad that's anti-mice.
Nothing personal, dear mooks, but it wouldn't seem... nice.

xxx


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Mookychicks wrote:

Or - even better - perhaps you will endeavour to press your paws on a shiny Googly ad
within individual forum threads
on each visit -
It costs mooks nothing, and tastes like finest brie
to us mice.
Restores our energy in a trice.
Makes us scamper twice as fast
to clean the cogs and gears
of poo and wee and all the things that fine tall mooks might never (thankfully) see.

We hope you'll help us out! Do not forget!
The forum mice wish nothing but the best for you!
So click on lovely Mooky ads to help us serve you always and forever.
Much love! Scurry on, good mooks! Adieu!


I've always felt guilty that I can't donate via paypal or credit card since I don't have the means to send money over the internet, so I'll definitely do this! =) I hadn't really thought about the ads before.



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Just one click a day will more than suffice!
We love you, Banana.

Best wishes from the mice xx



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I've just disabled AdBlock for this site so that I can do the one-click-a-day thing. :)

By the way, do the clicky Amazon links at the bottom of the page count too?

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I always click on the clothes ones... Unfortunately the products are wayyyyy too expensive. Thirty quid for a shitty shirt? No lo creo!

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Amazon only works if you buy.
If there's something tasty you espy... go ahead!
Even if you buy other things once you get there,
it will help declog the machine of all the dead skin and hair
that's collected all these years.
Probably from the eczema on our tails and ears*.

As for AdBlock - we appreciate
its webby usefulness and we relate.
We're truly grateful you dropped it for this site.
Thanks to Spigs like you, our future's looking far more bright!

* Sorry. It's not our fault. We just get it sometimes.



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Ahaha, this is so cute :D

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*all mice bow in unison*

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Mookish Deity Most High

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Oh I shall disable adblocker for mooky and click away on all the pretty shiny things I can't afford

Does it work if I click them on my mobile - cos it does not contain adblocker (the last time I messed with the setting on my laptop I managed to actually block 4OD!)

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How do you disable adblock for just one site?

Also, Magda you are the cutest little mice in the entire world.

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I will start clicking! Also, how can I set up a regular donation to Mooky?

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Alka:
We have no answer, but
We bow on all four knees to you, my dear.
You made us grin from ear to ear!

Little Charlie:
Oh, woe! We don't know.
We found no ways, though searching high and low.
But at the bottom of the forum homepage is a clicky thing for a one-off donation.
We could, perhaps, sing reminders once a month to a (no doubt) standing ovation?

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Mookazon and Mookbay are bookmarked for future purchases, and I shall do a clicky.

Lovely Magda Mouse, where is the donation link thingy? I can see the books advert but not the link (and I swear it used to be there!).

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It is only on the forum homepage!
We cannot place it elsewhere, for it would send the forum machine's inner workings into mouse-resistant rage!
We thank you, Victory,
For asking so delightfully xxx

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If you buy something on amazon after visiting the mookazon homepage does that give mooky some money?

Please let me know so I can help out a little, I use amazon quite a lot and the mookazon homepage but I'm not entirely sure if that actually contributes to the mice of mooky.



-- Edited by Moth-kin on Sunday 10th of June 2012 06:37:58 PM

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It does! It does! It's purest brie and feta.
Thank you, Moth-kin, for helping make life better!

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Donated :)

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Dear Luci,

Thank you for being so sweet and dear and kind and nice.
Best wishes and lifelong appreciation from the forum mice xxx

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