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RE: Misheard Lyrics


Yay! IT IS SO TRUE THOUGH, ISN'T IT IMMI!!!!?!?!??!

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lmfao at uncle crispy

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It totally is! For all we know she COULD actually be singing that and just covered it up as a subliminal message.

And yes, Uncle Crispy is quite win :D

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Garbage-Why Do You Love Me.

"I'm standing in the shadows with the words stuck in my throat"...I thought it said "I'm standing in the shadows with a wet stick in my throat" at first. Such a dirty mind!

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immi ditto welll slightly different but that same bloody line..

U2- actually lyrics- "caught in the moment and I can't get out of it" I thought for years" caught in a walnut and I can't get out of it"

and most fall out boy songs...but I think my brain distorts it on purpose..

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Florence and The Machine, The Dog Days Are Over:

"Can you hear the horses because here they come"
I though it was:

"Cogito Ergo Sum"

Me being me was thinking to myself "Wow, that's pretty interesting, a singer bringing Descartes 'I think therefore I am' into popular culture".
God.

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For a long time, I thought the words to The Pussycat Dolls' song "When I Grow Up" were "... wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies"
Apparently it's "groupies".

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^ Aye, I thought that too.

Pearl Jam's 'Glorified G' always makes me laugh as well.

'GLORIFIED VERSION OF A PELICANNNNNN!'

Er, it's 'pellet gun', apparently...

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I prefer pelican!

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Fiend wrote:

For a long time, I thought the words to The Pussycat Dolls' song "When I Grow Up" were "... wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies"
Apparently it's "groupies".



Literally everyone at school thought it was "boobies". She probably actually said that, but then decided to cover it by pretending it was "groupies".



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The Nightwish ones are quite a laugh, for their song "Wishmaster".
It is true that you can't hear a word Tarja is singing, so I can see how these misheard lyrics somehow came about!

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hamster, a dentist! hard porn, steven seagull (hi)

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Oooh, El Beret.... Oooh, L'oreal!!  Haha. I just watched the vid and it cheered me up loads.  :)

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Enter Shikari - Sorry you're not a winner

"My wife's a hook, do you remember?"

Apparently it's 'my white abode'. As if that makes any more sense.

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had to laugh when the mole revealed that he always thought the who were 'talkin bout my gender issue'... we both agree that 'my generation' is nowhere near as amusing.

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I know I have heaps of misheard lyrics... but I can only remember one!

Abba's Ring Ring, I thought, was about a woman who wanted her husband to buy her stuff-

"Ring, ring, why don't you give me a car?"

Made so much more sense when I heard the actual lyrics as "Why don't you give me a call?"

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candiclaus wrote:
In the song that goes, "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa" I thought that the singer was saying "I'm blue, on Hallowe'en I will die..."


I thought it said "I'm blue, if I was green I would die..." :P



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candiclaus wrote:

I prefer pelican!




 I just went and listened to that song!

Glorified version of a...PELICUUUUNNN!

It actually does sound like that!



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My mom and I were listening to London's Burning by The Clash, and she thought that they were singing 'love that bunny.' She then proceeded to snarl it loudly along with the music, which was kind of priceless.  

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My friend told me today that when she first heard Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, she thought the "I don't want to be friends" part said "I don't wanna be French!"

Also, continuing with the pelican thing (I'm obsessed), I looked up the song on youtube and posted a comment saying "Glorified version of a pelicaaan." And someone replied saying "It's actually pellet gun." Silly person :( I was half tempted to play along with them and reply saying that it was most definitely a subliminal message about pelicans.

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When my mother heard "Dark Entries" by Bauhaus, she thought they were saying "Da Vinci!", not "Dark Entries". Haha. :D

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I always thought Shakira said "underneath my clothes, theres a naked body"

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In GIRL by Robots In Disguise, they say "I need these tags like stabs in the heart" but I thought they said "Nobodys cat likes getting hurt."

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My friend's mum thought that in Missy Elliot's song where she goes "HOLLAAAA!" (I think it is called Holla) she was saying "HELLOOOOO" which is quite cute...

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David Bowie's "Life on Mars"
Real lyrics: Lennon's on sale again
I heard: Melons on sale again

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My mum is always singing the wrong lyrics xD

Steve Miller Band - Big Ol' Jet Airliner
Real: Ohhh big ol' jet airliner!
My mums: We know Jet and Elina!

Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann
Real: Blinded by the light, revved like a deuce another runner in the night.
My mums: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche see the roamer in the light!

I love my mum! She should write parodies for a living! Haha xD

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Racing Like A Pro, by The National:

"Your mind is racing like a pro, now"

I heard:

"Your mind is racing like a pronoun"

My bloody degree gets into EVERYTHING.

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I bleed it out,
CHICKEN TIKKA,
Just to throw it away...

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There is a movement in Stabat Mater (my favourite version is by Pergolesi. Everyone should listen, it is amazing), where the lyrics are "nati poenas, poenas in clyti" (or something like that - I don't know if I have spelled it correctly - Ask Aenigma)

Anyway, when you sing it, it kinda sounds like "naughty penis, penis in clitty"... This had my choir in hysterics for a long while!!!

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My mother thought "I predict a riot" was "I could eat a rabbit".

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