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RE: Misheard Lyrics


There was a song that had the lyrics "I'm so sick of..." but I thought the singer was saying "I'm just a girl" (singer was a guy.)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judWB4Bn-3c

I laughed so hard at this!

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A song by JT goes something like ' go head be gone with it.'. Me and my mum sing 'don't make me vomit.'

Which is better.

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omg anddd... This Aint A scene by Fall Out boy.

This and a city, it's a god damn arse face,
This aint a city, It's a God Damn arse face...

Im a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats....

Which is also on a 'misheard lyrics' vid...

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The Wishmaster by Nightwish's misheard lyrics ARE hilarious. And I love that band XD

In this old 80s song 'Building a Bridge to Your Heart' by Wax I thought the guy was shouting 'PORN!' at one point.

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There's a Rhianna song where she says something like "Come walk in my shoes" and it always sounds like "Don't look at my shoes!" to me.
And of course in 'Sugar, we're going down' by Fallout Boy, me and most other people I know thought it was 'a loaded gun complex', but apparently it's 'loaded god'. I'm sure my version makes more sense...

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This is my favourite misheard lyrics video!
ANGOLA!

The first time I heard Comfort in Sound by Feeder when they say "Come heal your pain" it sounded like "Come pee on your pain". It must have been a jellyfish sting.

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"I push my fingers in to my ass..."
It's "eyes" but I think a Slipknot song about anal play is more interesting. It wasn't properly misheard it was just me being silly.

You don't wanna hear the full version o.O

Also, in The Captain by Biffy Clyro when they sing "let's lock death away" I was CONVINCED they were saying "let's fuck death away" only 'cause that's a line Val Kilmer says in The Doors movie.



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LollyPOP, me too on the "arse face" thing.
On a Polly Scattergood song, there's a line "But there's sadness in the air"
However, I heard it as, "But i've such a lot of hair"

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There's a line in "Elevator Man" by Oingo Boingo - "friction and harmony" - that someone else on the Internet (it was on a forum somewhere) heard as "big shit in harmony". I heard it correctly, but after I read that, I could not stop thinking about it. Every time it comes up on shuffle I just crack up.

I wish I remembered more misheard lyrics, but I don't normally mishear them. I either understand them or don't catch them at all.

"Big shit in harmony, who's gonna ride with me?"
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electrosexual wrote:

Also, in The Captain by Biffy Clyro when they sing "let's lock death away" I was CONVINCED they were saying "let's fuck death away" only 'cause that's a line Val Kilmer says in The Doors movie.



I hear that too. I think it's from hearing my friends play Peaches too much, with the line 'fuck the pain away'.

 



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OH I HAVE A MISHEARD LYRIC FROM FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.

I always thought it was "check out my crispy behind"... I think it is something else though. Imagine a crispy behind. o_0

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I just remembered another load. They're all mostly Muse lyrics...someone should teach Bellamy to sing more clearly!
In Newborn he says 'stretch it like it's a birth squeeze', and I always hear 'butt squeeze'. And in Resistance, he sings a big long 'resiiiiiiiiiistaaaaaaaaaaaaaance' which sounds like 'this is it.'
And of course the age-old argument about whether it's 'since ovulation' or 'sense of elation' in Time Is Running Out.

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candiclaus wrote:

something else though. Imagine a crispy behind. o_0



Image search for Crispy Behind turns up a surprising amount of delicious looking food and strange looking men.



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Oh, I remember more! Well, in "Imposter" by Oingo Boingo, there's a bit that goes like, "You don't believe what you write (you're an imposter)" and I ALWAYS, no matter how many times I correct myself, think it's "You don't believe what you write (you're ruinin' ma style)". GRR! It just sounds so much like it!

Also, in "Ain't This The Life" (also Boingo...GAH NEEDTOLISTENTOWIDERVARIETYOFMUSIC), it actually says "girlfriend and a wife"...not "husband and a wife". Danny Elfman is NOT bisexual...well, at least he says he's not... O_O

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In "Psychosocial" by Slipknot, the bit where they all chant "Psy-cho-so-cial" -I heard "Pen-e-tra-tion".

It doesn't sound even remotely similar :/

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HAHAHAHAHA ZIP YOU MENTALCASE!

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DirtyMagic wrote:

Smooth Criminal - ''She was sitting at the table, you could see she was an emo'' =P




...I did the same thing. I've always had problems understanding some of Micheal's lyrics.



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In "Bad Romance", "I want your love and I want your revenge" somehow became "I want your love, I don't want your pants".

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I can see where you are coming from with that.

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In Monster by Lady GaGa I thought it was "so get your balls right off of me" when it's paws not balls. Ah, it would make sense both ways lol

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I just googled Crispy Behind and found a website about a man called "Uncle Crispy."

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You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate.

"Corrugated milko. Where you from? You sex the pain."

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In 'Gameboy' by Liquido, I just heard "I want to be your Gameboy" as "I want to be your gayboy."

I suppose the title of the song should have given it away, really.

-- Edited by mikimetchi on Thursday 14th of January 2010 07:41:35 PM

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I had a friend who thought "alcoholic kinda mood" in Placebo's Nancy Boy was "Alcoholic kangaroo".

Hot Hot Heat - Sandwiches on my legs and my arms from you, apple juice, apple juice, apple juice.

Me and my friend have a heap for killing in the name of too:

Put your cup on the coaster, put your bread in the toaster, gotta chip on my shoulder, make love to a soldier, i'm in love with a boulder etc etc

BEST misheard lyric videos are by andrew mathas:

Brand new - the quiet things...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aIyYKqRquI

Fall out boy - sugar we're going down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvx0ncTxxL0&feature=related

And AFI - Girls not grey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvry_ysXABs

I don't actually know the real lyrics to the AFI song anymore, I played this so much!

-- Edited by Picklechops on Friday 15th of January 2010 10:25:20 AM

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Along the same lines as Picklechops' Hot Hot Heat apple juice lyric.
I had a friend who was sure that Bandages, bandages, bandagesss was "Panda jizz, Panda Jizz, Panda Jizzzzzzzzzzzz!"
Blurgh!

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In the some Rammstein by Rammstein, I thought that they were saying "LUNCH TIIIIIME" but they were saying Rammstein. I should have known really....

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I was singing Secret Agent Man (Devo) and my friend thought I was singing Secret ASIAN Man.

Good times.

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Bleeding love - Leona Lewis came out in my head as "keep breeding, keep keep breeding, love."
For the entire summer it was on the radio...

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^Hahaha.

Last night at the dance they played "Evacuate the Dancefloor" and I immediately thought of Candy and the "stop this foetus killing me" line. Brilliant!

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