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Misheard Lyrics


I'm not sure if there has already been a topic on this, but I thought I would start a new one anyway, because I think that everyone does this.

In that song by Cascada... I think it is called 'Evacuate the Dancefloor', I thought she was saying,

"Evacuate the dance floor, I'm infected by the sound, stop this foetus killing me..."

In the song that goes, "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa" I thought that the singer was saying "I'm blue, on Hallowe'en I will die..."

My friend's mum thought that the line "and a pelvic thrust" in the Timewarp, was "and a velvet glove..."

Does anyone else appear to have lyric deafness?

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In the song 'When Love Takes Over' by David Guetta, my mum thought that "when love takes over" was "winner takes all."

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mikimetchi wrote:

In the song 'When Love Takes Over' by David Guetta, my mum thought that "when love takes over" was "winner takes all."




 That's really odd, because I always used to think it was 'When I taste so good' >.> now I know the real words though XD



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When I heard Bad Romance for the first time, I thought the lyric was 'your vertical stick' rather than 'your Vertigo shtick'.

Yep, that's how my mind works.

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that is a pretty weird lyric ANYWAY so I can see how you got that one!

My uncle thought that the theme to the wombles were "the wombles of wimbledon mitza bar he" which makes... perfect sense...

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In a some songs by Tegan and Sara my friend and I thought "Refuse to be gagged" was "Refuse to be gay"

I forget the rest....

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Haha, another one for Bad Romance was I thought she said "you and me could ride a bike, romance." instead of "write a bad romance." This prompted me and Tepot to write our own version called "Cod In A Bike Romance."

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^ I remember that. I feel like I'm included in it for some reason....

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My little brother thought that Filthy/Gorgeous by Scissor Sisters actually went:
"'Cause you're MELVIN! Ooooh and you're gorgeous!"
I prefer his lyrics.

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Smooth Criminal - ''She was sitting at the table, you could see she was an emo'' =P

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"In a sea of feces, in a sea of doubt..." - Marian, The Sisters of Mercy
It's "in a sea of faces", of course. I'm SO immature.



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"When love tastes sober" When love takes over - You know who....

"lub lub lub I want your lub" Bad Romance - Lady Gaga


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I'm ALWAYS mishearing lyrics, and then singing them wrong out loud! If I remember any I'll post them :p

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Yay, we all do it then! I have been listening to all of the songs and being like, "ohhh yeah, it DOES sound like that!" etc. But sometimes I can't hear it at all...

My mum thought that the lyric "horror movie right there on my tv" was "hurrahmaheelahitzamaheela" which isn't even words...

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My other little brother once thought that the "Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch CHANGES!" bit in Changes by David Bowie went: "J-J-J-J JANE CARES!" so therefore concluded the song must be called Jane Cares and was bemused when he couldn't find it on the interwebs.

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i thought "you and i are like when fire and the ocean floor collide" in a saves the day song was something "fuck all night." my friend thought so too so at least i wasn't alone.

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wait, you confused that whole long line with 'fuck all night'? Well done! I shall go and listen now!

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Priestess - Living Like A Dog

Real lyrics:
"When Im alone I roll in my limited hold
When Im alone I roll and my limit is gone."

I heard:
"When I'm alone I am in my tiddly-dee-honk
When I'm alone I roll in my tiddly-dee-haw."

I think my version is better.

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HAHAHA ME TOO!

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Frank Turner- Ballad of me and my friends;
Real lyrics; And the rest of us are DJs or offical club photographers
Misheard lyrics; And the rest of us are DJs or offical cloud photographers
I then wondered if one needed some sort of liscense to take pictures of clouds...

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There's this song called "Bitch" by an artist whose name I constantly forget...
Well, it's goin like "I'm a bitch, I am a lover [...] I'm your hell, I'm your dream, and nothing in between..."
I thought it was "I'm your ass, I'm your dream."
A friend corrected me whilst laughing his ass of.

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^That's by Alanis Morrissette.

Someone I know thought that Rape Me by Nirvana was actually saying "Rake leaves.... rake leaves my friend".
Ahahaha.

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^ What an innocent little soul that person must be. :P

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I was watching some of those misheard lyrics videos on youtube, some good 'uns:

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

Wishmaster - Nightwish

Megalomaniac - Incubus


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Oh I love the Nightwish one. I crack up EVERY TIME.

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The Incubus one is EPIC. I'd forgotten how weird the actual lyrics are if you're coming to it fresh.

'Hey makeup! Romania! Car...no, Jesus! Yoda fucking Elvis!'

Class.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A00eeUny8Zg
Microcuts by Muse...does anyone understand those lyrics?

-- Edited by AcidKitty on Tuesday 5th of January 2010 01:19:57 AM

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Oh god *tries to regain a normal breathing pattern after the laughter this induced*

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Nelly Furtado's Say It Right. It says "you should know, place is holy, do you really wanna go?" I thought it said "you should know, spacious clothing, do you really want to go?"

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^ Haha, I used to think it was "you should know, space is lonely, do you really wanna go?"

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