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Post Info TOPIC: my quest to figure out why teenage girls are so in love with "Twilight"...


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RE: my quest to figure out why teenage girls are so in love with "Twilight"...


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^Possibly stupid question but...you need blood to make babies?

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Sex has just become a terrifying thing.

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^Not directly, but you need blood flow to the penis in order to obtain the sperm.



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Oh. Fair enough. Danke xx

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Well for my part I was kinda wound up about the first movie. But despite great coreography, lighting and ok acting it still sucked. Sucked in completely the wrong way, it sucked more arse than blood. I feel the storyline is a bit lacking. A little romance is ok, but when vampires go all loveydovey, and emo all over your face, they loose my respect. Vampires are suposed to be scary godamn it, not adolesent femmeboys, who wouldn't know what to do with a girl if you threw one at them. And what's with the blooming sparkeling? "oh no, I sparkle in the sun like a bleeding fairy, oh woe is me!"(excuse me while I hurl) vampires burn in' the sun it should be like, " Holy fuck I'm burning, aaaargh I'm fucking burning oh what a world .... (freaking explodes and blood and entrails fly everywhere)
On the bright side they do have awsomely animated werewolves.


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I swear they're putting MSG in the pages of these books or something...
How is it so many are roped into the world of Twilight? I finished the series in less than a week..and I was in Disneyland at the time =_= (WHO BRINGS BOOKS TO DISNEYLAND!??)

It might have been the hype of it all...or the constant waiting to see if they would actually goddamn kiss...(took their time with it!)
Crazy how addictive it was though. Looking back, I now realise the story wasn't much..but I wonder if I pick up one of the books again will I get hooked? I don't plan on testing THAT theory anytime soon.

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maria wrote:

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Men never stop making sperm, ever. The sperm are created for the male's entire life. The sperm of a 100 year old man are not 100 years old themselves, they're hours old. Women on the other hand, have a set number of eggs that are with her from childhood, aging with her as she ages, and they run out eventually.

But the short answer is, "it's a movie about vampires."



-- Edited by JuniperWoolf on Friday 15th of July 2011 01:52:56 AM

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