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Magda Mookychick

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Posts: 2051 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Calliope: Is this the lie? 2. I own too many musical instruments to count (literally).
Now, maybe it's just me, but when I see the word 'literally', I don't think... Someone doesn't mean 'literally' at all, they actually mean 'not literally and I'm just using 'literally' for emphasis. No, I believe they have used it correctly, and whatever they've said, they mean it literally. That's what the word means.
I don't believe you are so bad at maths that you can't count to 989, and I don't believe you have more than 989 instruments. End of. Although you might believe that, perhaps. Why can say? Perhaps you live next to an instrument factory, and walk past it every day in a delicious fervour of appropriation, muttering 'Mine, all mine.' Or you might have a unique idea of what can be classified as an instrument? I only just thought of that!
(I love the idea of a bouquet of feathers...)
Jellahbean: Is this the lie? 9.I enjoy excercising.
I love the bearded men one, but 9. tends to be a lie when most people say it.
Rainbows: Is this the lie? 6. I lived on a turkey farm until the age of 5
I'm not sure. Your one was really, really tough. But I'm picking this one because everyone has a crush on Alan Davies.
RibbyRoo: Yep, that's a first kiss you'll never forget...
GlitterEyes: Tricky! I'd say that either you are an eternal optimist and can lift yourself from a bad mood - or you have either more or less than 3 bedrooms. I want to believe you still need stabilisers for the bike! I've got loads of mates that can't ride bikes and they've decided they're too big and tough to ever have the balls to learn in public...
LollyPOP: Again, tricky. 1- My middle name is mary-Ellen. Hm... Is it really? If so... that is a true rarity for Brits...
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lollyPOP

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Posts: 2981 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Mary-Ellen was my Great Grandmas name and is my middle name.
Better luck next time.
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Glitter Eyes

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Posts: 3623 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Sorry, all of the ones you said are true. Try again.
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MolyneuxRoberts

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Posts: 520 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| 1. I have pierced my own ears six times.
2. I have slept with a co-worker.
3. I used to have bright pink hair.
4. I have been arrested for shoplifting.
5. I have been arrested for credit card fraud.
6. I have been arrested for assault.
7. There are two men in love with me.
8. I would totally do David Mitchell.
9. My dad and cousin have the same birthday (31st October), so do my sister's dad and other cousin (14th March), so do my mum and another cousin (3rd December)
10. I once punched a guy in the face for trying to put me in the recovery position.
Wow, this list makes me sound like a really bad person... I'm nice most of the time, I promise :)
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Glitter Eyes

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Posts: 3623 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Molyneux@ I'm guessing No.4 is a lie?
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Irilar

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Posts: 3295 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Kitty Fire: I think no.9 is a lie, since I don't believe it's possible. Also I think I recall you saying in another thread that you're a redhead.
Jellah Bean: No. 3 simply because it is the item on your list that would be most unbelievable if it's a lie.
Calliope: I follow Magda on this one.
Sunshine..: I've no idea really. no. 8 ?
Glitter Eyes: no. 5. Mostly because I do not understand the purpose of that and am curious to hear it :)
LollyPOP: no. 4. How can you know someone if you are not talking with them?
MolyneuxRoberts: Hmm, yes it does make you seem like a violent criminal :) I guess number 9, because it is so different from the others. EDIT: I see I was wrong. How could I believe that you are a shoplifter.. shame on me :)
-- Edited by Irilar on Saturday 21st of March 2009 02:51:31 PM
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Irilar

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Posts: 3295 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| 1. Despite being a vegetarian, I once ate dog meat on a dare.
2. My mum was going to abort me, but on the way to get permission, a freak snowstorm came out of the blue and stopped her from going anywhere.
3. I've lived in a cave. The postman refused to deliver my mail there.
4. I feel comfortable in the wilderness all over the world, but I've had to ask people for help to find my way out of shopping malls.
5. My silly ramblings have been published in a comic magazine.
6. I've had sex with a prostitute.
7. 200 years ago a magician put a curse on my family.
8. I'm a bit scared of rabbits and have a very visible scar from being attacked by one.
9. I enjoy desecrating graves, and have done so on several occasions.
10. My front tooth got broken with a hammer.
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Glitter Eyes

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Posts: 3623 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Correct! Yay I also got one correct.
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Calliope

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| Calliope: Is this the lie? 2. I own too many musical instruments to count (literally).
Now, maybe it's just me, but when I see the word 'literally', I don't think... Someone doesn't mean 'literally' at all, they actually mean 'not literally and I'm just using 'literally' for emphasis. No, I believe they have used it correctly, and whatever they've said, they mean it literally. That's what the word means.
I don't believe you are so bad at maths that you can't count to 989, and I don't believe you have more than 989 instruments. End of. Although you might believe that, perhaps. Why can say? Perhaps you live next to an instrument factory, and walk past it every day in a delicious fervour of appropriation, muttering 'Mine, all mine.' Or you might have a unique idea of what can be classified as an instrument? I only just thought of that!
^When I mean literally, I mean that I have so many of them that they tend to be elusive. I can't try to collect them all from around my room without missing some. Most of them are in the form of little flutes that get lost easily... but that was not meant to be the lie.
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lollyPOP

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LollyPOP: no. 4. How can you know someone if you are not talking with them?
We went to school together, only were put into different year halves as well as hanging round with different people. We also joined the same college course and sat next to each other on the first day, when we both met our joint best friend. We each thought the other hated us until we actually spoke properly just before new year. And now we're inseperable. __________________
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Kitty Fire

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Posts: 6684 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Irilar wrote:
Kitty Fire: I think no.9 is a lie, since I don't believe it's possible. Also I think I recall you saying in another thread that you're a redhead. -- Edited by Irilar on Saturday 21st of March 2009 02:51:31 PM
Would were that so, would that were so...
I cover my hair in purple dye and leave it there for half an hour, naturally it will turn purple. :)
I love that people actually think my lie is true and that it's something I'm actually able to do. -- Edited by Kitty Fire on Saturday 21st of March 2009 04:39:27 PM __________________
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Irilar

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Posts: 3295 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| If it's something you can (or can't) do, we're down to 3, 6 and 10.
10 I believe anyone can do. After all, it's our close relatives. It's fairly easy to learn how to speak with dogs, cats, hens and whatnot so speaking monkey should be a walk in the park.
3 is regarding fictional beings, but I wouldn't rule it out that you know people having a real group with that name. Nor that you might have dreamt the whole incident.
I say 6 then, since it sounds fairly plausible.
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Kitty Fire

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Posts: 6684 Date: Mar 21, 2009
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| Irilar wrote:
If it's something you can (or can't) do, we're down to 3, 6 and 10.
10 I believe anyone can do. After all, it's our close relatives. It's fairly easy to learn how to speak with dogs, cats, hens and whatnot so speaking monkey should be a walk in the park.
3 is regarding fictional beings, but I wouldn't rule it out that you know people having a real group with that name. Nor that you might have dreamt the whole incident.
I say 6 then, since it sounds fairly plausible.
Well, I wouldn't be able to deliver a lecture in physics to a bunch of monkeys, but I can do the monkey talk.
And the Brotherhood of Mutants in question was Sabretooth, or rather Tyler Mane the actor who played him. Long story short, I totally drank him under the table. That guy just can't take his bottles of red wine.
And the lie is, indeed, number 6. I can just about remember pi to two decimal places but no further, and have not, to my knowledge, recited it in my sleep.
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cakeordeath

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Posts: 315 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| 1. I have called Kerry King of Slayer fame "Mr King" to his face.
2. I currently have four different addresses.
3. My hair has been dyed all colours of the rainbow.
4. I have worn the second to last suit that Michael Schumacher raced in.
5. In my family there have been famous boxers, terrorists, murderers and, er... sheep thieves.
6. Roy Walker (the bloke from Catchphrase) has asked me to go for a drink with him. Creepy.
7. I have never flown before.
8. Victorian graveyards and Prisons were common family outings when I was a kid.
9. My housemate has accused my parents of divorcing just so I could get a grant for University.
10. I love very simple things like photo frames or draped fabric.
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Glitter Eyes

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Posts: 3623 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Cakeordeath is the lie No.7?
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Spiggy

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Posts: 2471 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| 1. I always wear gloves - even in summer. 2. When I was a about 3 years old and was returning from holidays, something was wrong with the plane I was on, the fire brigade was waiting for us on the airport because the plane could've exploded during landing. 3. I write with a dip pen. 4. Hands and fingers are one of the first things I check out when I meet someone new. 5. I recorded lots of audio material for primary school workbooks. 6. A fat old man once asked me to take nude photos of him. 7. I don't have to wear lipstick because my lips are naturally red. 8. My father wants me to marry his friend's son. 9. I loathe mobile phones. 10. I've never smoked.
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Experimental Refill

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Posts: 127 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| (I found this one surprisingly easy lol :D )
1. I own chinchillas
2. I have skipped every single french lesson since November 2 years ago.
3. I once threw a chair to smash the head masters window because he wouldn't let me have pink hair.
4. I have been run over by a lawnmower
5. I got drunk several times because my babysitter said to.
6. I have 2 autistic siblings
7. I am obbsessed with Johnny Depp.
8. I have met Johnny Depp.
9. I am only 13 yet I have size 8 feet (I'm a girl)
10. I threw a saw in D.T. to prove a point.
Which is the lie m'dears?
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cakeordeath

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| Yeah, it's #7 for me haha.
Spiggy, is it the lips one? If not, you're a lucky lass!
Experimental Refill, I reckon it's the meeting Johnny Depp one. I don't think there is one Mookychick who could meet him without being on the news the next day for trying to fit him into the boot of the car!
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Glitter Eyes

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Posts: 3623 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Yay! I got another one right.
-- Edited by Glitter Eyes on Sunday 22nd of March 2009 07:00:14 PM
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mikimetchi

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Posts: 1668 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| lollyPOP, my guess is number 8.
1) A rollercoaster I was once on stopped unintentionally just before going upside down.
2) I had my finger bitten by a swan when I was three and almost lost the finger in the incident.
3) I can be described as exclusively neither male nor female.
4) There's a voice in the back of my head urging me to tell you all that I'm a lesbian, although I'm not.
5) I have sociophobia.
6) Most of the time, it's only gay men that I'm attracted to.
7) My toenails keep falling off for no apparent reason.
8) Whereas other babies are born with blue eyes, I was, like my mother, born with green.
9) My mother thinks I've never been kissed.
10) I used to have a phobia of speaking on the phone.
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Spiggy

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Posts: 2471 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| cakeordeath: nope, it's not the lips one.
mikimetchi: Is #3 the lie?
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mikimetchi

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Posts: 1668 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Nope - annoyingly, it's true, but something I don't care as much about anymore as I used to.
I'm still trying to guess your one. Hmm.
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Spiggy

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Posts: 2471 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Hmz, it's not #3? I'm trying to decide between #2 and #7 but they don't seem totally unreal so it's difficult to say... Ermm, I think I'll go with #7 - is it a lie?
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mikimetchi

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Posts: 1668 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Nope, that's true as well. Disgusting though.
Is yours number 1?
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| Mikimetchi, is number 1 the lie?
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Spiggy

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Posts: 2471 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| Mikimetchi: Nope, number 1 is true. I don't like touching stuff like bus handles and door knobs because...I don't know, it just seems yucky, who knows who has already touched all those things. And of course, gloves are dead classy. :D
-- Edited by Spiggy on Sunday 22nd of March 2009 08:02:27 PM
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"Little Red" Ruby

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Posts: 5034 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| 1. I can apply lipstick accurately while holding it between my breasts a la Breakfast Club.
2. The smell of mac and cheese makes me sick.
3. Me and a male friend "had sex" behind his garage aged about 6.
4. I am asthmatic.
5. I am a massive fan of dirty books.
6. I have been backstage at a major music festival.
7. I kissed a girl and I liked it.
8. I watch University Challenge religiously.
9. I once had to hide in a cupboard naked from my bloke's ex wife.
10. I "heart" Take That.
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Posts: 6 Date: Mar 22, 2009
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| 1. i have a very wrong crush on newt from hollyoaks 2. i once had 1500 pictures of a certain emo lead singer on my wall 3.i have half a front tooth 4.i auditioned to be a pole dancer. 5.i dig hannah montana. 6.i have two self designed tattoo's 7. i enjoy painting naked people 8. i taught at a pre school.
and ruby i hope that you did not have sex at 6!!!
-- Edited by Ms Vegas on Sunday 22nd of March 2009 08:43:10 PM
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