I've read this one before! I think it's funny the way she uses "pentagram" instead of cross, even when it's used in the secular sense to describe a combination. Come on. There are loads of words that are synonymous with "cross".
Hybrid, combination, balance between, mixture..

I'm waay too scared to read it. Judging by the excerpts people have been posting, it would be vomit inducing. Bad fan fiction makes me physically sick.

It sounds so atrociously good I want to read it ... only problem .... I haven't read ANY of the HP books! :-0

Inkette wrote:

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It sounds so atrociously good I want to read it ... only problem .... I haven't read ANY of the HP books! :-0

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I haven't read any of the HP books but
i did get the jist of it.

If anyone wants to read the story one of my mates has it on a PDF file and i can put up the whole story on the board since my immortal has been deleted from fanfic.

You don't really need to read the books to appreciate how horrible the fanfiction is. :)
Especially since the author changes most of the canon characters names into gothy-sounding ones and completely diverts from their character personalities along with it.

I now have my immortal on PDF.
I will put the story up so everyone can read it.
I will make another therad for it.

We'd rather you don't post a huge PDF file onto the forum, Hendrixsa, just thinking of the servers...

Yeah i couldn't post the PDF as it was to large so i copied and pasted everything instead.

Yeah, we're having problems with the bandwidth sometimes, which is causing people problems, with missing posts, and threads, so we're kinda being nice and polite and asking people to think before posting big stuff...

kk thanks Kitty Fire for closing the other worst fanfic thread so people can be able to this discuss it on this thread.

Thanks so much for posting the fic up now it's been removed from FF.net! I've been reading it and almost crying with laughter. But, one thing...this can't be for real, can it? I mean, it's physically impossible for people to be so patently retarded...isn't it?

It's kk
I seriously some times think this chick is for real then i think she may have done it just 2 be noticed by people.

I don't think it is just to be noticed. Who would write 44 chapter(plus a sequel) just for attention?

Sad people with a lot of time on their hands. :)

At first when I read it I thought it was absolutely hilarious that a real live free-range person had actually written this for real, but now I'm wondering whether it's someone having a laugh. As a bit of a social experiment, like. It just seems too ridiculous to be true.

Either way, it's provided me with a LOT of laughs in the past couple of days. I read the lot!

It kind of funny to read people's argued points concerning whether or not the author is a troll out to make fun of fanfiction writers by over-exaggerating the norms of self-insert stories, or if she really is that stupid.

It's like the chicken and the egg argument. A circle with no end :)

CHECK THIS OUT!

Drinking Game:

For the brave souls that decide to read this fanfic, here's a Drinking Game to help make it bearable. Choose any ten of these:

Take a shot each time Ebony has sex.
Take two shots each time said sex gets interrupted.
Take two shots each time characters have sex without getting naked first.
Take a shot each time Ebony's name gets misspelled.
Take a shot each time the narrative stops to describe the clothing.
Take a shot each time an emo band gets mentioned.
Take two shots each time an actual goth band gets mentioned. Remember, emo is not goth! In fact, most emo bands are actually quite "preppy".
Come to think of it, take a shot every time preps are insulted.
Take a shot every time the cast goes to attend a concert of a "goffik" band.
Take two shots if it's not really the band that's playing, but really "Volxemort and the Death Dealers!
Take a shot with every bad pun.
Take two shots with every non-pun that is followed with "geddit".
Take a shot every time a long word is rendered as a similar-looking word spelled correctly. Two shots if this turns into an unintentional censorship, such as when "masturbating" becomes "masticating".
Take a shot each time Ebony gives somebody the "middle finger".
Take a shot every time Tara accidentally spells a normal word as a swear word.
Take a shot each time suicide is mentioned.
Take a shot each time there's an author's note.
Take a shot each time someone makes a dramatic entrance (remember, Rule Of Perception).
Take a shot for the adverbs "sexily", "seductively" and "suicidally". (Two shots if the word is spelled correctly)
Take two shots for the adverbs "angrily" and "sadly". And, yes, "sandly" counts as "sadly".
Take a shot for each Freudian Slip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara.
Sip a Bloody Mary each time someone cries tears of blood.
Down the Bloody Mary every time Ebony slits her wrists.
Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in the Potterverse or in the real world.

You won't make it to the halfway mark. If you go for a non-alcoholic variation of the game, be within quick reach of a bathroom.

Yeah much?!

Like the way you think Little Red Ruby that game sounds kewl.

I can't take the credit, I found it on a website, and was all like "ARGHHHHHHH!"
Amazing!

"Some time later, Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee returned to her own time. She was immediately pounced on and viciously embraced by a sobbing Harry Potter. I mean Doom. His name is Doom."


ROFL...the parody is good. And if someone could get an actual link to the original that worked it'd be great.

EDIT: The end sucks...anticlimax of the century

-- Edited by Nami at 08:21, 2008-12-17

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into
my heart to commit suicide"
Sunday roasts at Grannys must be a nightmare...


"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS! shouted Professor
McGoggle:"
:') Classic. I may have to steal that line.


"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
Whut? No, really. Whut?

"evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!"
Helping writing the fanfic, or with the wrists?
0_o


"fngz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!"
But clearly not English...

"We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie"








-- Edited by Nami at 15:17, 2009-01-19

I'm fairly sure the whole thing is satire. Even if it's not, I'm going to think that to save my sanity =)

It's the perfect place for ridiculous lines;
"Dracola used to be called Navel"

What were his parents thinking? :'D

I started reading, gave up and skipped to the end.

It amuses me that se thinks mcr/GC are goth. 'Cos their really not.

Haha, that's not the worst error she's made though.

"AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I
wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isnt really in
luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!"

"What have you done! He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering
and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "

Ooh, poor, poor Dumbledore...what has she DONE to you, and all of the magical community?
I'm usually pretty liberal about crap spelling, text speak, grammar and sub-standard English in general, but...urgh. You can't knock it's entertainment value though!

"Some fucking preps stared at us but I
just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were
entwined with Dracos now) at them. I love you! I said and then we started to
kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story."

I just came across this...I'm amazed she knows the word "entwined" and spelled it right too.
I think she just said that Ebony and Draco kiss like preps, eeew!

^ I know what you mean. It seriously gets unbearable to read as you keep reading on. I couldn't read chapter 40 and 41 properly I just skimmed the whole way through the parts that I could actually figure out what the word was.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm You can find it here!

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."

well, they do say too much red meat is bad for you...