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Hendrixsa
Mookish Deity Most High
Posts: 1639
Date: Sep 19, 2008
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Has anyone dared too read the worst fan fiction ever called my immortal.
If you havent then;
1) type in to google worst fan fiction ever
2)click oon the first one that comes up
3)Laugh your friggin head off
Is kind of a "gothic" spin-off of harry potter. I am on chapter 20 and already it is just gets more ridiculos as it goes on. I cant tell you what goes on because it will just spoil the fun. But it starts with 'my name is ebony...people say i look like amy lee...and i'm gottik.
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Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
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Starlight Fearie
Honoured Mook
Posts: 173
Date: Sep 20, 2008
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Yes, I did it. And I went through the 44 chapters. Try reading the reviews after that. They are often just as hilarious as the story itself.
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AWOL
High Mookish Shaman
Posts: 968
Date: Sep 20, 2008
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"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!"
"I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists."
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls off chair*
This is hilarious.
-- Edited by AWOL at 02:57, 2008-09-21
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starshine
Honoured Mook
Posts: 274
Date: Sep 21, 2008
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oh dear god.
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Hendrixsa
Mookish Deity Most High
Posts: 1639
Date: Sep 21, 2008
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| just finished reading the 44 chapters.
what a rubbish ending but i did like chapter 40 because thats when the story was finally going so well.
i'm still laughing my head off!
Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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electrosexual
Mookish Deity Most High
Posts: 4259
Date: Sep 26, 2008
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| The best bits: "Im not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because hes a major fucking hottie." does this person often get off with their relatives? "I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car." Flying car? is this for real or is it a parody? "He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only Im a girl so I didnt get one you sicko." HAHA! I love this so much. Its so bad its good. "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears." sorry to hear she lost her virility... I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldnt die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (theres no way Im writing that) or a steak) then... "Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists. "Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1" -- Edited by electrosexual at 19:03, 2008-09-26
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Sep 26, 2008
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No, lucky Ebony doesnt get off with their realatives but she gets off with every guy in town. Lets just say that in on of the later chapters she has a gang bang...
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Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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electrosexual
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Posts: 4259
Date: Sep 26, 2008
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There are just so many funny mistakes...Voldermort is now Darth Valer
...Draco and Vampire came to contort me
...We stated frenching passively
...i could go on forever
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Sep 26, 2008
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| I aboustely love the spelling mistakes it 's just to funny. "fjucking bastard" still makes me laugh. OH and me and my mates are the characters and i just had to get B'loody Mary you have seriously got 2 love the puncuation on bloody. Oh and did u know that they have publshed this story as well? Madness rite. There is a parody to my immortal which is kewl. have a read if you dare http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3411524/1/A_parody_of_sorts
Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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AWOL
High Mookish Shaman
Posts: 968
Date: Sep 27, 2008
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Lol read chapter 39 (pretty sure its 39). I seriously love whoever hacked it.
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Sep 27, 2008
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| AWOL wrote:
Lol read chapter 39 (pretty sure its 39). I seriously love whoever hacked it.
Yeah that is literally the best ever!!
Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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lollyPOP
Dame of Mooky (mod)
Posts: 3005
Date: Oct 5, 2008
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'She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything'
Gosh i wish i had big bobs...
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lollyPOP
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Posts: 3005
Date: Oct 5, 2008
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You fucking bustard! yelled Draco at Vampire. I want to shit next to her!1
i bet she's flattered...
'I smelled happily and went into a dark room'
teehee.
'He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.'
passively? 'meh, we're having sex.'
'honkerchief'
a much more fitting name, i think.
'But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets'
oh no!
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Starlight Fearie
Honoured Mook
Posts: 173
Date: Oct 7, 2008
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I don't remember the exact quote, but there is also this part when Snape and Lupin are filming Ebony and Lupin is "masticating to it"
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Oct 7, 2008
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Hey Starlight Fearie there is my immortal 2 but it sucks hardcore.
The orginal is much better to laugh at.
www.fanfiction.net/s/4555834/1/My_Immortal_2_Wake_Me_Up_Inside
-- Edited by Hendrixsa at 17:34, 2008-10-07
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Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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Izil
International Mook of Mystery (mod)
Posts: 2455
Date: Oct 7, 2008
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I pitied this girl's English abilities until she told everyone to fuck off because her spelling was perfect. Now I can only wonder how delusional she is (only for a few seconds though because my brain is officially leaking out my ears now because of this tripe).
Though I do envy the protagonist's ability to apparently orgasm at the slightest kiss from/touch from/just plain sight of another person. If only that were physically and anatomically possibly.
And it's cute how every character either says something sexily or suicidally. I never knew there could be so little in the way of proper adverbs for a writer to work with.
This makes the aspiring writer in me snarl with hate.
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"Little Red" Ruby
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Date: Oct 9, 2008
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I'm addicted already!
haha its just a loooong mastabatory fantasy!
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Starlight Fearie
Honoured Mook
Posts: 173
Date: Oct 10, 2008
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| Hendrixsa wrote:
Hey Starlight Fearie there is my immortal 2 but it sucks hardcore.
The orginal is much better to laugh at.
www.fanfiction.net/s/4555834/1/My_Immortal_2_Wake_Me_Up_Inside
-- Edited by Hendrixsa at 17:34, 2008-10-07
Even the funnest things wear out after a while. I'll probably check it out anyway when I'll get bored. Thanks
Oh, and is it just me or her english got even worse?(In the summary at least) |
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Oct 12, 2008
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|  Her English is so bad that i think she is rapeing the English language on purpose.
Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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electrosexual
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Posts: 4259
Date: Oct 18, 2008
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Thats exactly what it is:
Rape of the english language.
And I think my eyes got an STI from reading it...but damn it made me laugh.
-- Edited by electrosexual at 16:32, 2008-10-18
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"Little Red" Ruby
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Date: Oct 20, 2008
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noooooooooooooo!
it appears to be gone nd i didnt even get to the end!!
Now i'll never find out what happens!
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Hendrixsa
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Date: Oct 21, 2008
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Hey, dw the ending is really rubbish.
Basically Ebony has to battle with Voldermort then she goes ABRACADABRA and thats the end.
It's so pointless.
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Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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Starlight Fearie
Honoured Mook
Posts: 173
Date: Oct 22, 2008
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| Has anyone else read that parody of my immortal? It's nearly as funny as the original and the ending is hilarious. |
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"Little Red" Ruby
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Posts: 5041
Date: Oct 22, 2008
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| Hendrixsa wrote:
Hey, dw the ending is really rubbish.
Basically Ebony has to battle with Voldermort then she goes ABRACADABRA and thats the end.
It's so pointless.
Oh too late my life is runined. Excuse me while I put on a black leather corset and a black miniskirt and black lace up boots and powder and eyeliner and lipstick and a velvet cape and go cry in my coffin.
A parody of a parody?
Intriguing...
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Magda Mookychick
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Date: Oct 22, 2008
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I have now. It's a lot quicker than 40+ chapters of the original and quite frankly awesome.
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Oct 22, 2008
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| "Little Red" Ruby wrote:
Excuse me while I put on a black leather corset and a black miniskirt and black lace up boots and powder and eyeliner and lipstick and a velvet cape and go cry in my coffin.
LOL! Nice spin on it Little Red Ruby.
Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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"Little Red" Ruby
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Posts: 5041
Date: Oct 22, 2008
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I love the parody!
She sat in Draco's lap, even though he was standing up.
Ha!
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talieho
Seasoned Mookster
Posts: 57
Date: Nov 6, 2008
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Oh I can't believe they got rid of it, i was so looking forward to reading it after everyone's comments.
Do you think she's serious? Like does she actually think she's amazing or is she just messing around?
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talieho
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Posts: 57
Date: Nov 6, 2008
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| Oh my lawd, I just read the parody!!!!
I can only imagine what the actual story was like...but that was so funny!!!
I'm crying! I can't breathe! Oh dear!  Yay for funny stuff!!
"If everyone said I was going to die, I wouldn't do it"
"We mortals are but shadows and dust"
"So today we're gonna take the time to show you the bright side of the darkside |
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Hendrixsa
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Posts: 1639
Date: Nov 6, 2008
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I honestly think that she was only messing but she takess it very seriously so probably she could be that dunce to even try and rape the english launguage like that. One of my mates is really upset by the fact that my immortal is gone . i guess mostly me and my mates are generally gutted that the story is gone but at least we got quotes to remember it by.
-- Edited by Hendrixsa at 17:40, 2008-11-06
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Short snippet of my song: Bees Knees
Your eyes they still wail out conflict
But you still think your the bees knees
You keep choking on your vulgar slurs
But in the end it's a comforting pity...
You still like to imagine that you are the bees knees. |
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